Max Scherzer's Cy Young acceptance speech: 'Superstitions work'

For Max Scherzer, Saturday's BBWAA awards ceremony at the New York Hilton was a perfect time to unveil the keys to winning the 2013 American League Cy Young.

And they're exactly what you'd think:
• Accessorizing properly before each game
• Verbally and/or physically harassing hitting coach Lloyd McClendon
• Tim McCarver

Wait ... huh?
Just watch the video, and see ...